alfred e numan
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I am down in the basement getting the yamaha ready for a trail ride. Nory comes down and i ask, whats up Nory? what are your plans for today? She says- I am going to the gym-- The gym? what for? Excersise she says- I say- lets go outside, i want to introduce you to a new excersise machine, we go outside, Look Nory, heres a new type of excersise machine. Its called a dammed lawn mower, its self propelled too and has a full tank of gas ! alls you got to do is put on some old shoes, go back to this excersise machine, push this little rubber bulb on the engine 5 times, then grab this red plastic handle with a cord on it, and pull it with really hard and fast-- This machine costs nothing-- and it does two things. It actually gets something done around here, and makes you feel just like going to the gym--- ----
