countrygnome
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This is a story about a Old truck who has been there and done that. When he was a wee lil ole pickup, he had a great owner his name was Evildomain. From the momet Evil had him he fed and gave him fuel to survive. They where the best of friends, they went everywhere together. Well the lil pick up was growing so evil bough thim new kicks, new hats, and when this lil pickup broke a bone, evil replaced it with something better. So the lil pickup finally grew up and was driven by evil all over the place, on streets, dirt and threw water, but one day evil deceided the truck and him should part ways, for why...the world may never know! So evil sold him off.
The truck wasnt happy about this but he had a new owner, whom wasnt as nice as evil was, the first time he met his new owner he fed him stale fuel and it made him run around in a fog for months. During this time he fell and broke limbs again but this time they where not replaced with better stuff, in fact some where'nt replace just zip tied or bailing wired together. Poor thing never got a bath or the detailed attention the evil gave him. So one day the bad owner deceided to sell him cuz he needed money for his thumbtack collection.
Truck wasnt very happy at all, being traded off for thumbtacks, what a insult. Truck also thought this new person can't be as bad as the last thats for sure. So into a bow and threw the mail truck went, he was so nervous he leaked gas on the box. He felt so sad for evil had trained him not to. Truck wasnt sure how long he had been in the box but it was a really bumpy ride, and then he heard a loud thump and he was being moved once more but this time it was a smooth and quiet ride and in the background he heard the sweetest sounds, later he learned it was Santana and the song was Europa. It was his new favorite song, it was so relaxing and sounded so good.
Then all the sudden a brightlight apperaed, as he opened his broken and bandaged headlights hecould see it was this older new guy. He said " Hi and welcome to your new home, just call me gnome". He place me gently on this soft rug because the last guy jerked my arms and legs off to fit me in a box, that wasnt very nice at all. So there truck sat, the gnomewas putting his arms and legs back on so he could roll around, because truck had gained a few lbs. Gnome seems nice truck thought. He even talked to truck, telling him he would fix him back up. Truck seemsd very happay about this, he had some bruises and a cpl broken bones he needed tending to. Truck also had bad gas, stunk very bad and truck was so fithy. So the gnome looked over truck and wanted to see if truck could move,so some fresh fuel and a quick look over out they went, gnome even carried truck outside and set him down nicely. So truck deceided to be good and run and show his new owner what he could do.
So the ole gnome strated tickling trucks back and up he starts, but truck had been drinking bad fuel so he farted up a storm and stunk till some thenew fuel got in him. But truck couldnt escape the sound coming from his rear end...truck had hemroid's..... that was gonna have to get fixed he thought. So truck said ok I got about 10 min in me before I blow a gasket or worse. So gnome is putting around and then 10 min mark comes around so truck is waiting patiantly to be turned off for rest but that isnt happening so truck says I will teach him to disrespect my authority! I will run away.....hahahahahahah
he cant catch me now lol...cough....cough well trucks motor ran out of fuel so truck and the ole gnome headed inside. Ole gnome was on this shiny thing that had words and apicture and I even saw apicture of other trucks like me. I don't know what was said cuz all he saw was fingers hitting something and a video of other trucks here and there. Well this is when gnome turned to me and said buddy Im a give you a new life and rebuild you back to your glory days . Truck was so very excited.
So truck was dissasmebled to be rebuilt as thetough truck he used to be. Meanwhile the truck was dreaming of the old days with evil....... But he new all his parts where being stripped down and degreased, cleaned, shined up and what needed replaced would be replaced. Truck was very happy and as he drifted off tosleep he dreamt of driving threw the streets once more, jumping stuff and flying threw the air andmost importantly being in a house where he would be taking care of...............
Stay tuned for more about " Truck" who later gets a name.........
The truck wasnt happy about this but he had a new owner, whom wasnt as nice as evil was, the first time he met his new owner he fed him stale fuel and it made him run around in a fog for months. During this time he fell and broke limbs again but this time they where not replaced with better stuff, in fact some where'nt replace just zip tied or bailing wired together. Poor thing never got a bath or the detailed attention the evil gave him. So one day the bad owner deceided to sell him cuz he needed money for his thumbtack collection.
Truck wasnt very happy at all, being traded off for thumbtacks, what a insult. Truck also thought this new person can't be as bad as the last thats for sure. So into a bow and threw the mail truck went, he was so nervous he leaked gas on the box. He felt so sad for evil had trained him not to. Truck wasnt sure how long he had been in the box but it was a really bumpy ride, and then he heard a loud thump and he was being moved once more but this time it was a smooth and quiet ride and in the background he heard the sweetest sounds, later he learned it was Santana and the song was Europa. It was his new favorite song, it was so relaxing and sounded so good.
Then all the sudden a brightlight apperaed, as he opened his broken and bandaged headlights hecould see it was this older new guy. He said " Hi and welcome to your new home, just call me gnome". He place me gently on this soft rug because the last guy jerked my arms and legs off to fit me in a box, that wasnt very nice at all. So there truck sat, the gnomewas putting his arms and legs back on so he could roll around, because truck had gained a few lbs. Gnome seems nice truck thought. He even talked to truck, telling him he would fix him back up. Truck seemsd very happay about this, he had some bruises and a cpl broken bones he needed tending to. Truck also had bad gas, stunk very bad and truck was so fithy. So the gnome looked over truck and wanted to see if truck could move,so some fresh fuel and a quick look over out they went, gnome even carried truck outside and set him down nicely. So truck deceided to be good and run and show his new owner what he could do.
So the ole gnome strated tickling trucks back and up he starts, but truck had been drinking bad fuel so he farted up a storm and stunk till some thenew fuel got in him. But truck couldnt escape the sound coming from his rear end...truck had hemroid's..... that was gonna have to get fixed he thought. So truck said ok I got about 10 min in me before I blow a gasket or worse. So gnome is putting around and then 10 min mark comes around so truck is waiting patiantly to be turned off for rest but that isnt happening so truck says I will teach him to disrespect my authority! I will run away.....hahahahahahah
he cant catch me now lol...cough....cough well trucks motor ran out of fuel so truck and the ole gnome headed inside. Ole gnome was on this shiny thing that had words and apicture and I even saw apicture of other trucks like me. I don't know what was said cuz all he saw was fingers hitting something and a video of other trucks here and there. Well this is when gnome turned to me and said buddy Im a give you a new life and rebuild you back to your glory days . Truck was so very excited.So truck was dissasmebled to be rebuilt as thetough truck he used to be. Meanwhile the truck was dreaming of the old days with evil....... But he new all his parts where being stripped down and degreased, cleaned, shined up and what needed replaced would be replaced. Truck was very happy and as he drifted off tosleep he dreamt of driving threw the streets once more, jumping stuff and flying threw the air andmost importantly being in a house where he would be taking care of...............
Stay tuned for more about " Truck" who later gets a name.........
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